Things go from the comical to the ludicrous at Gazprom HQ
A huge problem has emerged over whom to blame for the Airport bombing because for the last few years our delightful Mister Putrid and his looney adopted son Mister Kadyrov have been telling everybody that there are no Terrorists remaining in Chechnya . They have all been killed ( there was only about a dozen in the first place !!!) and the one or two remaining are in the toilets waiting for Mister Putrid to come along and flush them away .
Such are the dreams of mad people .
So , after a lot of scratching , various explanations have been offered. Now you might think that this is an attempted new version of the Mad Hatters Tea Party . But like all of the best stories , it is just the Truth --- which , as ever , is stranger than fiction.
A quite bizarre version of the events around the bombing of the Moscow airport Domodedovo, which resulted in about 200 persons killed and injured, has been produced by the FSB four days after the attack.
The FSB/KGB announced that the evidence leads to North Caucasus, and they are already "searching" for 10 people under the command of a "Russian Wahhabi", Razdobudko, a resident of the Stavropol region (Nogai Steppe Province of the Caucasus Emirate).
The KGB acknowledged that they are only "suspects" and that they "may" have been involved in the Domodedovo attack.
The FSB/KGB believes that Razdobudko is a member of the "Nogai Battalion", whose fighters "wanted" to commit a sabotage operation in Moscow on 31 December 2010, but by chance the attack failed.
In the version put forward by the FSB, the December bomb was detonated via a random SMS message.
On the day of the failed attack, a bomb exploded in a house of a small private club, which was being used as a hotel in Kuzminsky Park in Moscow. The FSB/KGB claimed that they found the remains of female body along with a "martyr's belt" filled with metal bolts and ball bearings.
They claim that the dead woman was the widow of the leader of the "Nogai Battalion", an Islamic military unit from the Caucasus Emirate, which is operating in the Stavropol region.
The KGB has also put forward a version that the "suicide bomber" at Domodedovo may have been one of the fighters of the "Nogai Battalion", Nazir Batyrov. Meanwhile, according to official information, he was killed in Dagestan back in September 2009.( Unbelievable isn't it . Surely there is one FSB Detective who can invent a story that is believable for more than two minutes)
However, this circumstance does not seem to bother them. The FSB claimed that the identity of the "terrorist" had been established, but "was not yet disclosed". Besides, the FSB had other matters to parade , using their technology and knowledge of scientific words.
"Despite significant damage to the body of the terrorist, a ‘computer generated portrait of him was produced. The picture of the terrorist was made with help of a special computer program, being able to recreate the feature of his face with good accuracy, suitable for identification of the person".( If you are in pain from too much laughter , I apologise )
In the course of unwinding the "Russian trace"( excuse the Hollywood language but they watch too many DVDs ) , the FSB/KGB declared that the "Wahhabi" Razdobudko may have organized the explosion in Pyatigorsk on August 17, 2010.
Meanwhile, information about the identity of the executioner of the sabotage operation is so absurd and completely contradictory, that leads to a conclusion that the FSB/KGB has no even a slightest idea about his identity.
It is to be recalled that Russian state terrorists first claimed that the "suicide bomber" may have been an Arab. And they added a "spicy" detail to their story that it was an Arab who came from the North Caucasus.
After that, the Russian media began to spread a report that the skull and the face of the "suicide bomber" was typical for Mediterranean Europeans. Thus, the "terrorist" may have been French or Italian.
Furthermore: Before the explosion, this "Arab" ("French", "Italian") said, in fluent Russian , his name and age and then shouted "I will kill you all" - and exploded the bomb. It is not yet clear if he said his address, reported about his relatives, and how he came to Moscow. In any case, officially, the FSB remains silent about these details.
Meanwhile, with a very complicated story , the FSB claimed to have "established" where and how the "terrorists" came to Moscow. Incidentally , if the "suicide bomber" really said something before the blast( as in a Hollywood film ) , it is again not clear how the FSB got to know about it because everybody who stood nearby died in the explosion.
But obviously, this does not bother the FSB. Versions are invented during the "investigation" and edited online , as required by the Mad Hatter in charge of the Tea Party.
But now, and according to a new updated online version , the FSB have amazingly "discovered" that "three Chechens and one woman" came to Moscow via Pakistan. In the context of this version, it was revealed that the "three Chechens and one woman" first traveled to Pakistan (assuming that they came from Chechnya) and from there, through Iran, etc. they finally came to Moscow, using trucks and railways, "in order not to show their IDs at the airport".
In general, the "terrorist group" zigzagged, covered its tracks, but the cunning FSB always are one step ahead and they now claim that they requested the Pakistani authorities to "help with the investigation of the terrorist attack ".
Quote: "The Russian FSB requests help from Pakistani Intelligence within the framework of conducting an investigation over the circumstance of the terrorist attack at the Domodedovo airport. Russian Intelligence does not exclude that the suicide bomber who blew himself up on January 24 at the airport has been previously trained in Pakistan by Afghan militants".
Obviously, the FSB believes that the further it can place matters away from Moscow, the easier it will be to explain their total failure. The fact that underground sabotage cells have been active for a long time in Moscow is simply ignored .
The FSB/KGB has even tried to a more convincing version by releasing operational information and demonstrating knowledge of "specific" details.
Quote: "Russian intelligence service believes that military formations of Abu Hanifa (influential field commander of Chechen, Bosnian, and Kurdish militants), Abu Akasha (leader of militants from Central Asia) and Abu Nisara (who is in charge of Uighur terrorists operating there) are currently active on the Pakistan-Afghan border". End quote.
With a jumble of intelligence data, smart computer programs and various versions of events at the background, the FSB has not forgotten its main enemy - Dokku Umarov and the Caucasus Emirate, logically assuming that the explosion at Domodedovo could have been organized by the Caucasian Mujahideen. And in this case the FSB already has a ready answer, which should convince that the Caucasian Mujahideen cannot be an independent force, but are only a tool in the hands of Russia's enemies from "foreign centers".
Quote: "The FSB believes that the terrorist attack was committed by militants from the Caucasus Emirate headed by Dokku Umarov, who are active in the North Caucasus, but are controlled by their leaders in Pakistan".
